wanting to talk to people is so fucking embarrassing. literally hi it's me again I wanted to have a conversation with you because I think you're fun to talk to. oh god you can just fucking kill me if you want sorry
Google Earth is Amazing
Wait for it…
everytime. i laugh like an idiot everytime
this is a lot funnier when u know that this is the place where julius caesar got stabbed. its a cat sanctury
early homo sapiens b like help i cant stop making bowls . help i cant stop domesticating plants and animals. help i cant stop developing language and architecture and religion
ok im obsessed w this tag
once in grade 6 I saw a 'pottery making club' in a ditch on the schoolyard- I assume at some point someone realized there was actually good quality clay in the ditch and when I walked up there were about a dozen 12 year olds sitting around the few girls who had brought their water bottles out to mix the clay, and a designated spot to put the finished bowls and tablets, and people going off and collecting sticks to make designs with and i really think that's the natural state of the human race
In elementary school I learned that you can make paint out of certain sedimentary rocks on the playground if you crushed them and mixed with water and at one point I had up to 25 kindergarten through third graders making cave paintings on the underside of the slides
The nature of man is such that every so often, someone recreates the neolithic era.
Yeah, every recess
Anybody else got that Evergiven sized writers block
“Where’s the next chapter?!” Well buddy you’re never gonna guess
What’s the comic sans trick?
wingdings' true purpose as a font
Wingdings holy shit some of y'all are on a whole different level of galaxy wizard brain batshittery and I am in awe.
Exciting. When I don't want to see what I'm writing I just make the font color almost indistinguishable from the background color. (Do not do this.)
(I don't think the secret to the comic sans hack is comic sans itself; I think it's any deflation of being intimidated by your canvas.)
Hold on I need to go look something up immediately.
... you can't say that and not give the link.
Looks like you can even make it something other than kittens, by appending ?search=dinosaur (that's the example the page gives) to the end of the URL.
Colophon: a statement at the end of a book containing the scribe or owner’s name, date of completion, or bitching about how hard it is to write a book in the dark ages
(chuckle) #4 resonates.
". . . and he had decompression sickness, so they had to put him in the hyperbolic chamber."
"You mean the hyperbaric chamber?"
"No, man. You don't understand. This is the greatest fucking chamber there is. You've literally never seen a chamber like this."
This one needs to go right next to the Baltimore accent with the Aaron earns an iron urn.
In case anyone hasn't seen it
love how english started as a rhotic language and half the native speakers said, "oh, Fuck That Noise"
What I DEEPLY LOVE about the Baltimore one is how mad HE IS to realize what his own accent did to it. XD He's SO MAD. XD XD
my personal favorite
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The decision has still not been made. Here's the link
https://www.votervoice.net/mobile/CureSMA/Campaigns/107567/Respond
THAT WAS THE BEST SONG CHOICE FOR THIS VID
I thought I dreamt this video
I just KNEW what the song would be
but what I didn't know was that it would be the version with an AUSTRALIAN ACCENT (this song has no words)
did you actually dissect a frog in school?
yes (usamerican)
yes (non-usamerican)
no (usamerican)
no (non-usamerican)
Did you actually dissect a frog in school?
yes (usamerican)
yes (non-usamerican)
no (usamerican)
no (non-usamerican)
Ich wurde vor kurzem von einem Crossdresser bewaffnet mit Akkordeon und Akustik-Gitarre angegriffen und gefragt, ob ich nicht einige Seemannslieder einüben wollte. Und aus irgendeinem Grund hörte ich mich ja sagen.
Und kurz darauf entstand dann ein neues, eventuell dadurch inspiriertes Uquiz: Welches Seemannslied bist du?